The Talk

What is this "Talk" they speak of? There are so many talks you can (should? might? are forced to) have with your kids.

For instance

• How babies are made

and don't think you've got away without covering

• How babies get out of there

and of course, the quite tricky

• Why people would ever want to do that

and also

• No they don't do it at the wedding, they wait a few hours and do it in private; and they've usually done it already by then

Then then there's the whole road down which you might not want to travel that begins with

• What's a bad word?

• Why I won't give you any examples of bad words

and

• Why I think you'll probably know what I mean when you hear one

And finally (for this non-exhaustive list) there's the bathtime-inspired selection of Talks:

• Girls don't have penises

• I promise, that's not a penis

• Why you shouldn't let your sister touch your penis

• Why you definitely shouldn't encourage your sister to touch your penis

• Why I don't care that you don't mean it and won't actually let her grab it

• Enough already this bath is over get out right now