How to blog in the summer vacation

• Send the children on a treasure hunt. Forget to bury the treasure.
• Start a game of hide and seek. Don't seek.
• Blog one sentence at a time.
• Actually, just turn your whole blog over to your Twitter account.
• Recycle old posts from when nobody used to read your blog. Pretend you just had that baby last week.
• Send the children out to forage for food instead of going to the supermarket.
• Make the children cook your dinner.
• Drunkblog.
• Send them to camp.
• Send yourself to camp.
• Hire a mother's helper.
• Hire a ghost writer.
• Get all your friends to write guest posts.
• Ask famous people to contribute guest posts. (This entry actually written by the Dalai Lama.)
• Sacrifice your half hour of TV a night to a noble cause. 
• Or use that time to blog.
• Blog while watching TV. You won't be Jon Stewart's so funny distracted at all.
• Stop doing Sporcle quizes.
• Stop playing GeoGuessr.
• Embrace the chaos. Liveblog the children's fights.
• Photo entries. Lots of photo entries.